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	<description>I am a lawyer. I have three boys. I practice martial law.</description>
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		<title>12 Steps?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:52:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My time mysteriously disappears down several Internet black holes. Facebook is a big consumer of time, what with keeping up with the quotidian minutiae of the immediate world,  playing endless games of Scrabble with Calvin and friends, and playing endless, mindless games on the evil Mindjolt games there. E-v-i-l. I have openly admitted my addiction [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=testosteronezone.wordpress.com&blog=1363993&post=1002&subd=testosteronezone&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Perfume</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:13:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is merely a perfunctory post.  I walked 2.5 miles today and had a busy day. I&#8217;m sleepy, but I need to post something. 
Currently, my favorite scents are Narciso Rodriguez, Sisley&#8217;s Soie de Lune, and Cartier&#8217;s Le Baiser du Dragon. I like Narciso because it is clean, modern, and floral without being citrusy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=testosteronezone.wordpress.com&blog=1363993&post=1001&subd=testosteronezone&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Swine</title>
		<link>http://testosteronezone.wordpress.com/2009/11/09/swine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pigs are swine. This is a fact.
Men are swine. This is demonstrable.
County health department employees are swine, too. Why? Because they immunized Wild Thing with the regular flu vaccine this morning instead of the H1N1 vaccine. I am LIVID. There isn&#8217;t enough invective &#8212; there aren&#8217;t enough expletives &#8212; in this world to express the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=testosteronezone.wordpress.com&blog=1363993&post=995&subd=testosteronezone&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pause</title>
		<link>http://testosteronezone.wordpress.com/2009/11/08/pause-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 03:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alto2</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the end of the first week of NaBloPoMo, and I need a little breather. Despite today being Sunday, it was another busy day spent in the car, entertaining kids, and screaming at an unrepentant Wizard for another one of his selfish and destructive tantrums. 
So, I&#8217;m spending this evening watching my favorite show, &#8220;The [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=testosteronezone.wordpress.com&blog=1363993&post=994&subd=testosteronezone&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Mostly Lovely Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s focus on the best parts of today, shall we?
Today was Moose&#8217;s first basketball game. He&#8217;s playing in a youth league (ages 6-7) at the local park. Wizard and Wild Thing reluctantly accompanied me to the game early this morning. Moose was excited to receive his yellow team jersey, and he wore it proudly. Moose [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=testosteronezone.wordpress.com&blog=1363993&post=989&subd=testosteronezone&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Pearls</title>
		<link>http://testosteronezone.wordpress.com/2009/11/06/pearls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 03:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alto2</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my never-ending quest for meaningful, positive things about which to write this month, I found a challenge from Sock Girl to list 5 pearls of wisdom I&#8217;ve learned from a young person (teen or child). OK, Sock-babe, here goes.

Children know good books when they read them. Moose and Wizard encouraged me to read the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=testosteronezone.wordpress.com&blog=1363993&post=986&subd=testosteronezone&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Shut Up and Drive</title>
		<link>http://testosteronezone.wordpress.com/2009/11/05/shut-up-and-drive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:27:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alto2</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Condo Cave-dweller,
Today, instead of walking with my friends, I decided to go for a bike ride through my neighborhood and yours. I clipped my water bottle to my bike. I donned my helmet and strategically placed my cell phone and set out. I huffed and puffed my way up the street, and it was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=testosteronezone.wordpress.com&blog=1363993&post=982&subd=testosteronezone&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Posse</title>
		<link>http://testosteronezone.wordpress.com/2009/11/04/my-posse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:49:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alto2</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Wordless Wednesday]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://testosteronezone.wordpress.com/?p=979</guid>
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		<title>Food For Thought</title>
		<link>http://testosteronezone.wordpress.com/2009/11/03/food-for-thought/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alto2</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With great apologies and thanks to Tampa Mom (and her friends), these pearls of wisdom got me thinking today:
Why do we enable our children to mediocrity and/or coddle them into becoming emotional cripples? Our children are so smart and amazing, but so many times we&#8217;re caught up in our own emotions and make their challenges [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=testosteronezone.wordpress.com&blog=1363993&post=974&subd=testosteronezone&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Doctors as Patients</title>
		<link>http://testosteronezone.wordpress.com/2009/11/02/doctors-as-patients/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 19:46:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alto2</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Day 2 of NaBloPoMo and already I am stumped for a topic.
About 3 weeks ago, Snooty School sent around an email notifying parents of the availability of the H1N1 vaccine on campus. I got the forms and forwarded the email to WineGuy asking him what he wanted to do. He never replied to me. This [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=testosteronezone.wordpress.com&blog=1363993&post=972&subd=testosteronezone&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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