Grandma has certain privileges:
- she can fill your children’s heads with accolades
- she can tell your children to “straighten up and fly right”
- she can promise your children the moon (or at least a laptop computer)
- she can reform your child’s behavior in an instant with such a bribe, and
- make your lives easier.
Without going into too many details, Mom got a hold of Wizard yesterday and set everything on a better path. And, she told me I was a good mother.
Thank you, Mom. I learned it all from you.