One Giant Leap

Dear Self,

Please sleep closer to the center of the bed. That way, when you dream of jumping on a motorcycle to escape the bad guys, you will jump to the edge of the bed instead of vaulting to your kneecaps on the hardwood floor at 2:00 a.m.

Thank you for the ice packs and ibuprofen,

Alto2

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