WineGuy had his first of two cataract surgeries yesterday. This morning, he had a follow-up appointment with the ophthalmologist, and it went amazingly well. Hardly 24 hours post-surgery, WG is seeing a magnificent 20/20 out of his left eye. It’s the best vision he’s had since he was a kid!
Upon hearing the doctor’s praises, I remarked snarkily, “WineGuy’s lost all this weight, and he will have perfect eyesight. He’s going to dump me for that perfect, trophy wife.” The doctor’s snappy comeback: “You ARE the trophy wife, Alto2.”
Damn right, I am.